Sometimes I'm Busy|Sometimes I'm Asleep
Sometimes I'm Busy|Sometimes I'm Asleep
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Yeah, you heard true. It's a common misconception that I tend to be sarcastic. Sure, I might crack a joke every now and then, but underneath this witty exterior, funny tee shirt there's a deep well of sentiments.
And sometimes, that well just runs dry, leaving me exhausted. That's when the truth sets in: I'm just plain asleep. Don't worry, though, I'll be back to my usual shenanigans in a jiffy.
It's my costume
I made/crafted/put together this awesome outfit/getup/ensemble all by myself! It took me a bunch/ton/load of time/effort/work, but I think it turned out fantastically/amazingly/really well. People are already giving me/looking at me/complimenting me on how cool/unique/creative it is. I can't wait to show it off/wear it/rock it tonight!
Powered By Chaos and Caffeine
Life's a wild ride, right? Like a runaway rocket fueled by unadulterated chaos and the sweet nectar of tea. We're not afraid to dive headfirst the madness. Some days it's about survivin'. Other days it's about conquering the chaos and coming out on top.
- Weaklings need not apply
- Bring on the chaos
The only rule is there are no rules.
Introvert But Willing to Discuss Cats
I may be a bit shy/somewhat reserved/an introvert by nature, but don't let that fool you! When it comes to feline companions/cats/all things kitty, I'm more than happy to chat/eager to discuss/ready to share my knowledge. Whether we're talking about breeds, personalities, or even cat memes I'm your go-to person/reliable source/enthusiastic conversationalist. So feel free to approach me/start a conversation/engage in a discussion about our furry friends/loved ones/companions anytime!
- I can tell you all about/ I have lots of stories about/My favorite thing to do is talk about
- unique cat behaviors
Keep Calm and Carry Snacks
When reality gets tough, it's important to remain composed. But sometimes, all you need is a little pick-me-up to get back on track. That's where snacks come in!
A handful can do wonders for your focus. It's like a mini-vacation in the middle of your day. Plus, it makes you feel good.
So next time things get stressful, remember: Keep Calm and Carry Snacks! It's a simple mantra that can really help in your daily life.
Warning: May Spontaneously Talk About knitting
Proceed with caution. This individual may unexpectedly launch into a passionate discussion about their favorite yarn/thread types. Be prepared for lively debates on needle sizes. While they are generally friendly and approachable, attempts to steer the conversation away from their beloved craft may be met with polite but firm resistance.
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